cakeylies:

silverstreams:

wwehkitralph:

Casual Reminder:

  • Wheatley resulted in the deaths of 10,000+ people in his attempts to keep them alive.
  • Wheatley failed to kill anyone in his attempts at mass murder.

Yes, but sort of not really.

Chell killed those 10,000 people. She knocked GLaDOS offline, and she was the one connected to the main power grid. Their death was no fault of Wheatley’s. 

jesus christ why is everyone in portal either crazy or a murderer

or both

This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ‘escape pod.’ Alright, don’t touch anything else, not interested in anything else. Don’t touch anything else, don’t — don’t even look at anything else, just — well, obviously you’ve got to look at everything else to, to find the escape pod, but as soon as you look at something that doesn’t say escape pod, look at something else, look at the next thing, alright, but don’t touch anything else or look at anything — well, look at other things but don’t — you understand.