rubitrightintomyeyes:

bonezuki:

silverstreams:

I am curious to see which ones people like the best…

“Two plus two is ten… in base four! I’m fine!”

I could take a bath in this stuff; pour it on my cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it’s not deadly at all. To me.

“I’ve been really busy being dead… you know… After you MURDERED ME!”